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    Ok lets start it all off with president clinton. This faggot should have never been president if america has a problem with his 
offensive sexist nature.  He was just like this when he was governor of 
Arkansa and king of the Redneck Inbred Bastards and when it got out the american 
voting public still chose him and the walking tree Gore over Bush.  Hell 
he could have walked out to speaches wearing nothing but toob socks and a 
cowboy hat screaming racial slurs and he still would have beat Bush hands 
down (maybe even better the way this craphole country thinks). 
    Now we get to where he does the same crap that he did as king of the 
inbred.  Only now he dose it in the oval office and all of the sudden its 
a big damn deal.  Seriously if I were married and cheated on my wife the 
front page headlines wouldn't read "Damion Screwed Someone Else" now would 
it.  So why should that happen when he does it.  Don't get me wrong I hate 
the guy but if this would have happened to Hitler I would feel the same 
way.  We should not hold our leaders to higher standards then act shocked 
when they don't hold up to them.  Honestly the constitution says "We hold 
these truth's to be self evident that ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL" 
all men not just the commoners (lack of a better term) are created equal 
to commoners and the leaders are created equal to leaders.  It says all 
men commoners are equal to leaders in this country (or so the government 
says) and vice-versa.  
     Anyway now we have a knew president.  George W. Bush the coke head.  
But we won't go to that subject yet.  Anyway back to Clinton.  At the end 
of his presidency he pardons a ton of people.  Which is not uncommon for a 
president all most all of them do it.  But this time they were mostly drug 
dealers and he was elidgedly (spelling error I know) paid to do it.  Who 
really cares.  These guys are drug dealers not convicted murderers.  And 
now we are putting poor Bill "Slick Willie" Clinton on trial for this.  
The poor guy could loose his pension, his CIA protection, and his wife 
will probably divorce him (because lets face it without money what the 
hell do you want an old pervert like him around for).  
    Now on to bush our "Coke-Head" president.  He hasn't been in office 
long enough for me to make a solid dicision but so far he is doin ok.  
With the exception that in order to cover up his own drug use he has 
intensified the war on drugs making the pennalties alot stricter.  This 
also makes the life of a Legalizationist such as my self harder.  Now it 
will take us an extra 4 years to undo the restraints he put on drugs in 
the past month alone.  But the war on drugs will never last until the 
government relizes that the more you tighten your grip on major drug 
dealers the more little guys that will slip through your fingers.  And 
after a while they will relize that those little guys that are growin a 
few plants for personal use and to sell to a few friends produce and 
supply more drugs then the big columbian drug lords could ever dream.
     Now Bush is thinking about pardoning old Slick Willie so that the 
government dosen't have to go through a trial (flashback to the Nixon-Ford 
era).  Of course if this happens then we are still shelling out 300,000 
dead presidents to Clinton a year.  Thats more then I will make at my 
current job in 15 years.  Hell I would become the president just for the 
money forget about the power and the fame I just want the cash.  Oh well 
wishfull thinking.  I could never be president because I would call the 
press alot worse then a "Major Legue Asshole" like some annonymis 
president elect did in the 2000 campaigns.
     While were on the subject of major legue assholes how about Al Gore 
the walking talking tree.  This guy looks like someone from the tree-
huggers action figure collection.  I swear if he would have had a little 
more bounce in his step like old cokey Bush he would have won this 
election.  I wouldn't of voted for him but others might have.
     And how about the 2000 election.  This thing was all messed up.  
First they declare Gore to take florida and win the election.  Then they 
take it back and give it to Bush.  Finally they decide that neither one of 
the bastards get it for a like a month.  Then finally after alot of 
unconstitutional stuff (like the supreme court interference) they finally 
give it to Bush and declare him president even though Gore got more 
popular votes.  It was the sloppiest demonstration of democracy I've ever 
seen in all my 17 years and Russia's attempt was pretty crappy.  Then they 
expect other countries to adopt democracy after this sad spectacle.  
Atleast in a monarchy its all clear cut the most direct decendant is the 
new ruler.  If I was ruler of a different country I would be broadcasting 
this crap on T.V. every day just to show how messed up democracy really 
is.  I mean its great in theory; the people chose the president then the 
president dose what ever is in the interest of the people but it dont work 
out that way in real life.  Even communism looks great in theory until 
some stupid country sets it to action and it turns into another "Red 
China".
     Now after all the long years that Al Gore and Slick Willie are 
friends they stop speaking to eachother all over a simple thing as a 
messed up election.  Well for now I am done with my little government 
tangent so I will turn the page over to my more crazy side.
     
     Hello this Demon (Damion's crazy alter ego).  There are more of us in 
this poor souls mind that you may meet later.  A little bit about me.  Uh 
well I am considered the craziest of the Personalities and also the most 
fun.  I am usually released on friday nites and repressed on monday 
mornings with the rest of them not knowing of the trouble I have gotten 
them into hehehe.  So I have all the fun and they get all the 
concequences.  Uhh lets see what else.  My taste vary a little from the 
rest.  I am into Harder music and harder drinks.  Even once in a while 
some harder drugs.
     Any way I am suposed to guide you through the most twisted 
inerworkings of the world (or atleast thats what the head personalaty 
says).  
     Well lets start with the day this country was founded.  We could see 
it was going to be a bad country from the start; hell it was discovered by 
freaking accident.  Then we have to kill all these poor damn people just 
to inhabit the land that we didnt mean to find.  Finally we make a colony 
and then about twelve more and its all going along great.  Then suddenly 
some jackass decides that he dosen't like the way things are and starts a 
damn war all over some taxes.  Finally we win this war and are 
independent.  And we did such a better job didn't we.  within less then 
400 years we have been in the most bloodiest wars ever known to man.  In 
some cases we even started it just because we thought we were right and 
the commies were wrong.  So finally after all these wars we get to today.  
The country isn't much.  It dose not follow any of the ideas that we 
fought for over these past about 340 years. And it is only going to be 
worst.  I believe that by the year 2050 we will all be under the rule of a 
dictator/monarchy form of government.
     Now some things I've noticed in all my years of life.  First of all 
there is a general thought that aliens exist through out about 75% of 
human life but noone with the a brainspan over that of a freaking 3 toed 
sloth has ever seen one and told about it.  Then even when someone does 
report a sighting it is either an imbred arkansinian or a sheep raping 
west virginian.  
    Also the american people have totally fucked up the language over the
years.  When things are spelled the same they get pernounced differently; 
then when they are pernounced the same the are spelled diferently.  None of this shit makes any sence.  The way I see it if we can't get a damn language that makes any sense then we shore as hell ain't ever gonna be able to get a government that makes sense.  

    If you havn't noticed I am a total anti-establishmentarianist and for any of you damn rednecks that don't know what that means it means that the whole damn world should just give up on government and leave the people take care of themselves ie: survival of the fittest.  All the slow fat lazy welfare trash will be gone in less then an hour.  Then the intellegent and strong will be left to run the world.  
    


 Well I am done for now but I leave you with these words of 
wisdom; 
never trust anyone who was elected by the people
never participate in anything envolving the appointment of a government 
officail because then when the guy you elected messes up its partially 
your fault therefore you have no right to complain
live fast, die young, leave a good lookin corpse. 
           

I know some of these comments may have reached you too late to help 
you now but please keep them in your mind.  And if anyone asks you to 
participate in any government appointment even as far as oppinion polls 
just remember what the crazy Damion guy said and JUST SAY NO

 I hope something in here inspired you, made you laugh, made you 
think, and/or even made you hate me.  Then I know that I got through to 
you in some way.
good day